Election 2016: 8 & Out

With only a few days left until the election, it's good to know that all of the drama will soon be over!  No matter who you decide to cast your vote for, remember-we all have to live together after November 8th.  Here are 8 of my observations:

1.  Pumpkin spice sun tan lotion-it's not just for Halloween.
2.  Nothing good happens when Tweeting after midnight.
3.  White pantsuits are this seasons blue jeans.  Even after Labor Day.
4.  Fact Check will probably go out of business after this election.  It's clear no one is buying what they're selling.
5.  Apparently it's cheaper to release stolen emails one by one than it is to release them in bulk.
6.  When riding on a 200-passenger bus with only one other passenger, don't say a word.  
7.  I'm sure Obama is counting down the days till the U-Haul arrives.
8.  After observing our situation, other countries have begun printing the first edition of "Elections for Dummies" in hardcover and paperback.

Please go vote.

@mthompsonjr
 

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